beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via almost-but-not-famous)

falloutbong:

dont hit men!!!!

dont him women!!!

dont hit people!!!!

unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword

(via punkdamage)

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

(via lohanthony)

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

(via hihannahhere)