oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via ruinedchildhood)

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

(Source: zachsgay, via funniest-facts)

endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

(Source: subtle, via spanicantheimpaler)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

(via funniest-facts)

amoying:

when people keep talking and you just wanna

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(via sorelatable)

221bisthenumberforme:

squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

(via sorelatable)