grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

(via weasley-wheezy)

p-eachful:

being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh

(via wwhhyysoserious)

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

(via ruinedchildhood)